How to get rid of ear wax? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, HELP!?

All day, I have had my ear clogged with wax. I can hear, and it doesn't hurt, but it's getting really annoying. My toe is broking and I'm just lying around hurting, and this is not helping WHATSOEVER. (spelling?) Anyways, I have tried using an eye dropper to put some water in, then tilting my head to get the water out. Didn't work. Same with olive oil. I can't go to the doctor's because it's really late, and tomorrow is Victoria Day and it's closed. Is there a quick way to get rid of it? Please, I'm begging you.